Vikings Chaos Allows Dolphins to Fly Under Radar

As NFL fans turn their ire towards the Minnesota Vikings, who seemingly cannot do anything right, one team sighs its relief:  The Miami Dolphins are, at least for now, no longer the laughing stock of the NFL.  “Yeah, I mean before us, it was the Giants, and it turns out Daniel Jones is pretty good,” quipped Dolphins owner and founder, Mr. Miami F.  Dolphins.  “And then it was us, of course, with the sucking and all.  But I’m glad those vultures have moved on to someone else, if even only temporarily.”  Observing Josh Rosen launching an errant bomb into the bleachers, Dolphins commented, “I mean, at least we throw the ball sometimes.”

It’s one thing to tank your season, but does the owner really have to pump his fist and go “Yes!  Woo-hoo!” every time Rosen throws an interception?  If nothing else, the Dolphins can’t lose this weekend. 

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

As NFL fans turn their ire towards the Minnesota Vikings, who seemingly cannot do anything right, one team sighs its relief:  The Miami Dolphins are, at least for now, no longer the laughing stock of the NFL.  “Yeah, I mean before us, it was the Giants, and it turns out Daniel Jones is pretty good,” quipped Dolphins owner and founder, Mr. Miami F.  Dolphins.  “And then it was us, of course, with the sucking and all.  But I’m glad those vultures have moved on to someone else, if even only temporarily.”  Observing Josh Rosen launching an errant bomb into the bleachers, Dolphins commented, “I mean, at least we throw the ball sometimes.”

It’s one thing to tank your season, but does the owner really have to pump his fist and go “Yes!  Woo-hoo!” every time Rosen throws an interception?  If nothing else, the Dolphins can’t lose this weekend. 

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

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