Twitter Warns of Total Site Collapse If Minshew Stays This Good

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey warned site users on Friday morning about Gardner Minshew II, who, with his wacky backstory and meme-able mustache, has generated so much content that it has been putting a strain on Twitter’s operating abilities.  “Currently, our servers have the capacity to handle a fun little 5-6 game stretch where Minshew makes some plays but ultimately performs like a 6th round pick and fizzles out,” Dorsey tweeted from his silent meditation retreat in Bali.  “If he’s actually good enough to be a long term starter…frankly, we’re screwed.”

Dorsey added that Twitter has deployed a special team to be on 24 hour stand-by in the event that Donald Trump tweets about Minshew.  Should such a tweet occur, that team is authorized to preemptively and permanently shut down the site.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey warned site users on Friday morning about Gardner Minshew II, who, with his wacky backstory and meme-able mustache, has generated so much content that it has been putting a strain on Twitter’s operating abilities.  “Currently, our servers have the capacity to handle a fun little 5-6 game stretch where Minshew makes some plays but ultimately performs like a 6th round pick and fizzles out,” Dorsey tweeted from his silent meditation retreat in Bali.  “If he’s actually good enough to be a long term starter…frankly, we’re screwed.”

Dorsey added that Twitter has deployed a special team to be on 24 hour stand-by in the event that Donald Trump tweets about Minshew.  Should such a tweet occur, that team is authorized to preemptively and permanently shut down the site.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

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