Saquon Setback: Fracture Detected in Adamantium Fibula

The Giants medical staff was shocked to discover on Tuesday what they believe to be a spiral fracture in Barkley’s adamantium coated fibula. The adamantium, heretofore believed to be an indestructible and immortal metal coating to Barkely’s skeleton, was reportedly shattered when Barkley flexed his calf a little to hard.

Barkley will now need to be cut open from head to toe and have molten mythical metal re-fused to his bones. Following the surgery, it’s likely that he misses at least the first series of Thursday’s game.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter

The Giants medical staff was shocked to discover on Tuesday what they believe to be a spiral fracture in Barkley’s adamantium coated fibula. The adamantium, heretofore believed to be an indestructible and immortal metal coating to Barkely’s skeleton, was reportedly shattered when Barkley flexed his calf a little to hard.

Barkley will now need to be cut open from head to toe and have molten mythical metal re-fused to his bones. Following the surgery, it’s likely that he misses at least the first series of Thursday’s game.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter

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