Red Cross Opening Emergency Intake Centers for Owners Facing Fuller and Jones

In a press release issued on Monday morning, The Red Cross announced a nationwide effort to care for fantasy owners traumatized by the brutal onslaughts of Will Fuller and Aaron Jones.  The organization’s Intake Centers include a cot, a meal, and dozens of roving counselors repeatedly announcing “It’s not your fault.”  Journalists given a tour of the facilities reported seeing countless rows of shell-shocked owners, draped in blankets and clutching warm beverages in their lifeless hands as they muttered incoherently to themselves.

We haven’t done much research on this, but off the top of our heads this has to be the most important charitable endeavor currently underway in the United States.  Please give whatever you can.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

In a press release issued on Monday morning, The Red Cross announced a nationwide effort to care for fantasy owners traumatized by the brutal onslaughts of Will Fuller and Aaron Jones.  The organization’s Intake Centers include a cot, a meal, and dozens of roving counselors repeatedly announcing “It’s not your fault.”  Journalists given a tour of the facilities reported seeing countless rows of shell-shocked owners, draped in blankets and clutching warm beverages in their lifeless hands as they muttered incoherently to themselves.

We haven’t done much research on this, but off the top of our heads this has to be the most important charitable endeavor currently underway in the United States.  Please give whatever you can.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

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