Antonio Brown Causes Controversy

“I’m sure people will take this the wrong way, but I’ve always been one to speak my mind.” Brown said in an Instragram post on Monday. “But honestly that [expletive] just wasn’t that good. I’m supposed to believe that Soviet era Ukraine sounds like a casting call for Downton Abby? Not buying it. Not buying it, ok? You want to see something real? Check out Billions.

Brown just can’t let sleeping dogs lie. Not only is Chernobyl an instant masterpiece, but (as Brown is no doubt aware), John Gruden has for years told anyone who would listen that Stellan is the most under-rated Skarsgård. And word out of mini-camp is that Gruden has started splitting his running and passing plays onto red and blue cards. We hope Brown is careful here, as this could hurt his current status as a value in the late 2nd round.

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“I’m sure people will take this the wrong way, but I’ve always been one to speak my mind.” Brown said in an Instragram post on Monday. “But honestly that [expletive] just wasn’t that good. I’m supposed to believe that Soviet era Ukraine sounds like a casting call for Downton Abby? Not buying it. Not buying it, ok? You want to see something real? Check out Billions.

Brown just can’t let sleeping dogs lie. Not only is Chernobyl an instant masterpiece, but (as Brown is no doubt aware), John Gruden has for years told anyone who would listen that Stellan is the most under-rated Skarsgård. And word out of mini-camp is that Gruden has started splitting his running and passing plays onto red and blue cards. We hope Brown is careful here, as this could hurt his current status as a value in the late 2nd round.

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Jameis Winston Recovers from Tough Loss

“Losing is always tough, and it’s not something I’m ok with.” Winston told his friends over dinner. “That’s why I’m making some changes. Like every day when I walk in the building… first thing I do is put my keys in this little blue bowl. It was only like $8 at Pottery Barn! Honestly I think we could go the whole season without another loss.

While we respect Winston’s optimism, we’ll believe a lossless season when we see it. Winston has walked away with his wallet sitting on a restaurant table at the highest rate of any active QB. The Buccaneers also travel to London this season, creating serious downside for international luggage loss. It’s great to see Winston developing as a professional, but we still want to see Winston get ready for practice a few times without running around the house  screaming “where are my shoes!?” like a manic before we buy into him as a fantasy QB1 this season.

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“Losing is always tough, and it’s not something I’m ok with.” Winston told his friends over dinner. “That’s why I’m making some changes. Like every day when I walk in the building… first thing I do is put my keys in this little blue bowl. It was only like $8 at Pottery Barn! Honestly I think we could go the whole season without another loss.

While we respect Winston’s optimism, we’ll believe a lossless season when we see it. Winston has walked away with his wallet sitting on a restaurant table at the highest rate of any active QB. The Buccaneers also travel to London this season, creating serious downside for international luggage loss. It’s great to see Winston developing as a professional, but we still want to see Winston get ready for practice a few times without running around the house  screaming “where are my shoes!?” like a manic before we buy into him as a fantasy QB1 this season.

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Eli Manning Looks Sharp in Practice

Eli Manning looked surprisingly sharp at Giants minicamp Monday. He was wearing his bestest blue jacket and a sporty button down. His belt had little beagles on it.

Great news for Eli here as the Giants’ selection of Daniel Jones doesn’t appear to be getting him down at all. He could be seen smiling and joking around with teammates as he cut the crusts off his packed lunch sandwich.

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Eli Manning looked surprisingly sharp at Giants minicamp Monday. He was wearing his bestest blue jacket and a sporty button down. His belt had little beagles on it.

Great news for Eli here as the Giants’ selection of Daniel Jones doesn’t appear to be getting him down at all. He could be seen smiling and joking around with teammates as he cut the crusts off his packed lunch sandwich.

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Kerryon Johnson Refuses to Admit Blame

A crowd of reporters was caught off guard on Monday when the Lions’ 2nd Year RB appeared to loudly pass gas in the middle of them. Despite reporters desperately gasping for air around him, Johnson stared on defiantly, refusing to accept responsibility.

While we feel for our media colleagues here, this could be great news for Johnson’s fantasy stock. It appears his protein intake is sufficient for the heavy workload he could see under new Offensive Coordinator Darrell Bevell. Both player and coach appear to share an “old school mentality.”

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A crowd of reporters was caught off guard on Monday when the Lions’ 2nd Year RB appeared to loudly pass gas in the middle of them. Despite reporters desperately gasping for air around him, Johnson stared on defiantly, refusing to accept responsibility.

While we feel for our media colleagues here, this could be great news for Johnson’s fantasy stock. It appears his protein intake is sufficient for the heavy workload he could see under new Offensive Coordinator Darrell Bevell. Both player and coach appear to share an “old school mentality.”

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Stefon Diggs Receives Disconcerting Phone Call

Diggs was seen pacing in his driveway after a disconcerting phone call on Saturday. He did not make the contents of the call known to reporters.

This could be a major blow to Diggs’ fantasy stock. Then again, while it’s too early to make a definitive connection, Laquon Treadwell and Adam Thielen were seen outside of the Diggs’ residence, hiding in the bushes and giggling during the call in question. Perhaps this will blow over soon.

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Diggs was seen pacing in his driveway after a disconcerting phone call on Saturday. He did not make the contents of the call known to reporters.

This could be a major blow to Diggs’ fantasy stock. Then again, while it’s too early to make a definitive connection, Laquon Treadwell and Adam Thielen were seen outside of the Diggs’ residence, hiding in the bushes and giggling during the call in question. Perhaps this will blow over soon.

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Aaron Rodgers Catches Teammates with HS Yearbook

“Look, I mean we have a lot of young guys this year,” Rodgers told reporters on Friday. “And while that’s been fantastic for the offense, very few of them have seen Gladiator. And don’t even get me started on Can’t Hardly Wait.”

Rodgers is still the unquestioned leader of this team, but we’re a bit concerned with the carelessness he showed by leaving a yearbook laying around that was chockablock full of galling outfit choices and head scratching movie quotes. One can only hope he takes more care when throwing the football this season.

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“Look, I mean we have a lot of young guys this year,” Rodgers told reporters on Friday. “And while that’s been fantastic for the offense, very few of them have seen Gladiator. And don’t even get me started on Can’t Hardly Wait.”

Rodgers is still the unquestioned leader of this team, but we’re a bit concerned with the carelessness he showed by leaving a yearbook laying around that was chockablock full of galling outfit choices and head scratching movie quotes. One can only hope he takes more care when throwing the football this season.

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Tarik Cohen Worked on Height this Off-Season

“Yea, you know it’s always been a knock on me, that I’m, 5’6″, 5”7″ or whatever, ” Cohen told reporters. “And honestly it’s like, so what if I’m 5’8″. My production speaks for itself. But at the same time, I’m working to get better. So it’s been the little things. Wearing lifts to get used to the new height. Drinking my milk and eating my veggies so I can grow up tall. Whatever it takes. We’ll see. Even if I stay 5’10” ya’ll know I’m gonna ball out.”

If Cohen can indeed add height, there’s no telling the kind of rushing workload he can handle. There is some risk here however as reports out of Bears camp is that he’s lactose intolerant and allergic to broccoli.

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“Yea, you know it’s always been a knock on me, that I’m, 5’6″, 5”7″ or whatever, ” Cohen told reporters. “And honestly it’s like, so what if I’m 5’8″. My production speaks for itself. But at the same time, I’m working to get better. So it’s been the little things. Wearing lifts to get used to the new height. Drinking my milk and eating my veggies so I can grow up tall. Whatever it takes. We’ll see. Even if I stay 5’10” ya’ll know I’m gonna ball out.”

If Cohen can indeed add height, there’s no telling the kind of rushing workload he can handle. There is some risk here however as reports out of Bears camp is that he’s lactose intolerant and allergic to broccoli.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter