Not So Fast? Mara Not Ready to Name Giants’ Starter

Some game-changing yet unsurprising news came down Tuesday morning, as the Giants finally appeared to be ready to bench Eli Manning in favor of rookie Daniel Jones.  But team owner John Mara poured some cold water on the story at a Tuesday press conference. That water came in the form of Mara’s cascading tears as he choked back violent sobs at the contemplation of Eli’s career being over.  It’s clear that the team is, in fact, moving to the Jones era, but Mara was physically unable to bring himself to say Jones’ name without collapsing into a blubbering mess.

Assuming this is the end of Eli’s career, he finishes with a 116-116 record in 16 seasons and two Super Bowl wins that he absolutely pulled out of his ass.  Prove to us that he’s not a witch.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

Some game-changing yet unsurprising news came down Tuesday morning, as the Giants finally appeared to be ready to bench Eli Manning in favor of rookie Daniel Jones.  But team owner John Mara poured some cold water on the story at a Tuesday press conference. That water came in the form of Mara’s cascading tears as he choked back violent sobs at the contemplation of Eli’s career being over.  It’s clear that the team is, in fact, moving to the Jones era, but Mara was physically unable to bring himself to say Jones’ name without collapsing into a blubbering mess.

Assuming this is the end of Eli’s career, he finishes with a 116-116 record in 16 seasons and two Super Bowl wins that he absolutely pulled out of his ass.  Prove to us that he’s not a witch.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

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