Melvin Gordon Spotted Parading Around with Exposed Midriff

Sources inside the Chargers locker room report Melvin Gordon has been spotted at practice with a large, false beard, and a cut-off shirt.  “I totally get it,” said one member of the Chargers’ staff.  “Zeke shows a little skin, next thing you know he’s getting 90 million.  This is the age we live in.”  Gordon was later seen eating entirely too much cereal out of a comically oversized bowl.

Analysts have cautioned against drawing parallels between the Elliott and Gordon holdouts, but we have to imagine Gordon’s efforts are being noticed by the Chargers’ front office.  Until Gordon begins emulating Elliott’s more concerning behaviors, we think this is mostly harmless.  

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

Sources inside the Chargers locker room report Melvin Gordon has been spotted at practice with a large, false beard, and a cut-off shirt.  “I totally get it,” said one member of the Chargers’ staff.  “Zeke shows a little skin, next thing you know he’s getting 90 million.  This is the age we live in.”  Gordon was later seen eating entirely too much cereal out of a comically oversized bowl.

Analysts have cautioned against drawing parallels between the Elliott and Gordon holdouts, but we have to imagine Gordon’s efforts are being noticed by the Chargers’ front office.  Until Gordon begins emulating Elliott’s more concerning behaviors, we think this is mostly harmless.  

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

Bamari Booper

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