Melvin Gordon Poised to Continue Holdout Deep into Regular Season

The fucking Chargers, who famously cannot do anything right, continue their one-organization conspiracy to RUIN MY LIFE!

FUCK!

Ed. Note:  Mr. Booper has again been reprimanded for his substandard, overly-personal “reporting.”  He apparently “owns MelGo everywhere.”

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

The fucking Chargers, who famously cannot do anything right, continue their one-organization conspiracy to RUIN MY LIFE!

FUCK!

Ed. Note:  Mr. Booper has again been reprimanded for his substandard, overly-personal “reporting.”  He apparently “owns MelGo everywhere.”

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

Bamari Booper

Bamari Booper is absolutely NOT the acclaimed wide receiver Amari Cooper. For example, Amari Cooper is often clean-shaven, while according to his contemporaries, Mr. Booper has the "realest mustache you ever saw." Mr. Booper is just a normal, everyday, 6'1" fantasy football writer with 4.4 wheels who recently moved to Dallas for work. No further questions thank you.