Jon Gruden Unable to Get to 53

With the NFL’s final roster cut down date of August 31 fast approaching, Raiders Head Coach John Gruden is struggling to reach 53.

“I keep trying man. I’m goin’ forwards and backwards here but it can’t be done. “100, 97, 94, 91, 88, 85, 82, 79, 76, 73, 70, 67, 64, 61, 58, 55, 52. Damn, man! Went right past it again! Why don’t they change the dang number to somethin’ I can count to? They’re changin’ every other dang thing around here.”

We don’t envy Gruden here. Roster cut downs are hard enough even if you’re not a total weirdo.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter

With the NFL’s final roster cut down date of August 31 fast approaching, Raiders Head Coach John Gruden is struggling to reach 53.

“I keep trying man. I’m goin’ forwards and backwards here but it can’t be done. “100, 97, 94, 91, 88, 85, 82, 79, 76, 73, 70, 67, 64, 61, 58, 55, 52. Damn, man! Went right past it again! Why don’t they change the dang number to somethin’ I can count to? They’re changin’ every other dang thing around here.”

We don’t envy Gruden here. Roster cut downs are hard enough even if you’re not a total weirdo.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter

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