Jerrry Jones Agrees to New Terms with Zeke

Speaking to the groundbreaking nature of Ezekiel Elliott’s deal, included in the contract are new terms that Elliott and Jones must use when addressing each other. When Jerry Jones sees Elliott, he must don an exaggerated french accent and call him “Ze’ Goat” while pretending to twirl his thin mustache. Jones has reportedly already begun growing a really gross little ‘stache. Elliott can refer to Jones however he wants.

Great deal for the Cowboys here as Zeke is truly a difference maker at RB, not like that bum Melvin Gordon. Hey Melvin, why don’t ya show up already? Huh? Selfish.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter

Speaking to the groundbreaking nature of Ezekiel Elliott’s deal, included in the contract are new terms that Elliott and Jones must use when addressing each other. When Jerry Jones sees Elliott, he must don an exaggerated french accent and call him “Ze’ Goat” while pretending to twirl his thin mustache. Jones has reportedly already begun growing a really gross little ‘stache. Elliott can refer to Jones however he wants.

Great deal for the Cowboys here as Zeke is truly a difference maker at RB, not like that bum Melvin Gordon. Hey Melvin, why don’t ya show up already? Huh? Selfish.

Source: RotoScientist on Twitter

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