Ezekiel Elliott Irish Exits Wet T-Shirt Contest At Señor Frogs

At his agent’s behest, Zeke is leaving Cabo to return to Dallas in case his extension gets done. The move came as a surprise to the patrons of Señor Frogs, who had just sprayed Elliott down with tequila via a squirt gun. No one could be reached for comment over the deafening sounds of whistles and airhorns.

Looks like Zeke is gonna have to put SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAK on hold for now.

At his agent’s behest, Zeke is leaving Cabo to return to Dallas in case his extension gets done. The move came as a surprise to the patrons of Señor Frogs, who had just sprayed Elliott down with tequila via a squirt gun. No one could be reached for comment over the deafening sounds of whistles and airhorns.

Looks like Zeke is gonna have to put SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAK on hold for now.

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