Did Former Browns Punter Spencer Lanning Place Bayou Revenge Hex on Antonio Brown’s Feet Using Cajun Magic?

Spencer Lanning, currently a free agent, has been suspected of casting a Cajun voodoo spell on Antonio Brown’s feet.  In 2014, Brown famously kicked Lanning in the face during a punt return, “posterizing” the former Brown, leaving him with a loose tooth and a long-lasting grudge.  Lanning was interviewed in a smoke-filled hut along Louisiana’s southern swamp-line:  “Moi?  Ze cairse on ze foot of Ay Bay?  Ah wood NEVAIR!”

We tend to believe Lanning, but why did the smoke take the shape of a giant green skull when he said “never?”  And why did he have those two books, the ones on Cajun Revenge Hexes and the 2014 Podiatrist’s Manual?  

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

Spencer Lanning, currently a free agent, has been suspected of casting a Cajun voodoo spell on Antonio Brown’s feet.  In 2014, Brown famously kicked Lanning in the face during a punt return, “posterizing” the former Brown, leaving him with a loose tooth and a long-lasting grudge.  Lanning was interviewed in a smoke-filled hut along Louisiana’s southern swamp-line:  “Moi?  Ze cairse on ze foot of Ay Bay?  Ah wood NEVAIR!”

We tend to believe Lanning, but why did the smoke take the shape of a giant green skull when he said “never?”  And why did he have those two books, the ones on Cajun Revenge Hexes and the 2014 Podiatrist’s Manual?  

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

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