Dallas CLOWNboys to Risk RUINING EVERYTHING by Letting Amari Cooper Play Out Final Year of Deal!?

So, what, charismatic Adonis Amari Cooper shows up out of nowhere and injects some fucking life into this fiesta, for once, and you’re not even gonna renew his ass?  How are you gonna tag me AND Dak?  Huh?  You only have one tag, stupid!

I built this franchise and I can destroy it, you hear me Jerry!?

Ed. Note:  We’ve spoken to Mr. Booper, a totally-real and separate person from Amari Cooper, and he understands that this sort of “news” is below RotoBlurb’s standards and he will refrain from such outbursts moving forward.

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

So, what, charismatic Adonis Amari Cooper shows up out of nowhere and injects some fucking life into this fiesta, for once, and you’re not even gonna renew his ass?  How are you gonna tag me AND Dak?  Huh?  You only have one tag, stupid!

I built this franchise and I can destroy it, you hear me Jerry!?

Ed. Note:  We’ve spoken to Mr. Booper, a totally-real and separate person from Amari Cooper, and he understands that this sort of “news” is below RotoBlurb’s standards and he will refrain from such outbursts moving forward.

Source: Bamari Booper on Twitter

Bamari Booper

Bamari Booper is absolutely NOT the acclaimed wide receiver Amari Cooper. For example, Amari Cooper is often clean-shaven, while according to his contemporaries, Mr. Booper has the "realest mustache you ever saw." Mr. Booper is just a normal, everyday, 6'1" fantasy football writer with 4.4 wheels who recently moved to Dallas for work. No further questions thank you.