Dak’s Hips Don’t Lie, Go on Extended Rant Criticizing Jerry Jones

Typically polished and professional, Dak Prescott took blame for the Cowboys 28-24 loss to the Vikings on Sunday, despite playing an outstanding game.  The same cannot be said for Dak’s hips, which were seen sashaying around the field in pregame warmups.  After the game, the hips went on an extended and, at times, profanity laded rant against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.  “Not gonna lie,” Dak’s hips said, “I think Jerry has a lot of regressive views and he has become a malignant presence that has infected the organization top to bottom.”

Look for more from Dak’s hips in their new podcast Hip Check, available wherever you get your podcasts.  Powerless to stop his candid and eloquent hips, Dak is losing millions of dollars by the day.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

Typically polished and professional, Dak Prescott took blame for the Cowboys 28-24 loss to the Vikings on Sunday, despite playing an outstanding game.  The same cannot be said for Dak’s hips, which were seen sashaying around the field in pregame warmups.  After the game, the hips went on an extended and, at times, profanity laded rant against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.  “Not gonna lie,” Dak’s hips said, “I think Jerry has a lot of regressive views and he has become a malignant presence that has infected the organization top to bottom.”

Look for more from Dak’s hips in their new podcast Hip Check, available wherever you get your podcasts.  Powerless to stop his candid and eloquent hips, Dak is losing millions of dollars by the day.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

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