Browns O-Line: “We Woke Up Feeling Dangerous”

Addressing reporters after the team’s 31-3 beatdown at the hands of the 49ers, the entire Browns offensive line said that on the morning of the game they, “woke up feeling dangerous, like really, REALLY dangerous, for Baker Mayfield in particular. We all just had this vague sense that he was in extreme and immediate danger.”  Left Tackle Greg Robinson elaborated that he had personally woken up with a deep sense of dread after having a dream in which Mayfield was stranded in the middle of the ocean and just getting absolutely ripped to shreds by a school of sharks.

“What do you think that means?”  Robinson asked reporters, who responded with stunned silence.  Mayfield should probably be moved down in ROS rankings, as we are very concerned for him.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

Addressing reporters after the team’s 31-3 beatdown at the hands of the 49ers, the entire Browns offensive line said that on the morning of the game they, “woke up feeling dangerous, like really, REALLY dangerous, for Baker Mayfield in particular. We all just had this vague sense that he was in extreme and immediate danger.”  Left Tackle Greg Robinson elaborated that he had personally woken up with a deep sense of dread after having a dream in which Mayfield was stranded in the middle of the ocean and just getting absolutely ripped to shreds by a school of sharks.

“What do you think that means?”  Robinson asked reporters, who responded with stunned silence.  Mayfield should probably be moved down in ROS rankings, as we are very concerned for him.

Source: RotoBroski on Twitter

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